Ive been on hold for 20 minutes, AMA

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11/07/2016 at 13:56 • Filed to: HALP

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Save me please...

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DISCUSSION (36)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 13:59

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1 sec


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 14:02

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What were they trying to buy

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Kinja'd!!! RyanFrew > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 14:03

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OOOOOOOOOO those taillights work less than they used to. Fancy .


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 14:04

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“I’ve been on hold for 20 minutes”

Welcome to every call with my car insurer ever.


Kinja'd!!! Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 14:05

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Your Cayenne?


Kinja'd!!! Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 14:06

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When’s the last time you pooped? (full disclosure: I don’t really want an answer, but I always see these AMA’s as a challenge on the “anything” part)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 14:07

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How bad is the hold music?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 14:11

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The reason God gave us the speaker phone.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 14:17

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okay, as with most AMA’s, I’ll pose a food question.

Oreo’s: unscrew the top and eat the cream, or keep the sandwich intact?


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Stapleface
11/07/2016 at 14:18

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Unscrew the top and eat the cream like a heathen.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 14:19

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....hold....

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Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Leon711
11/07/2016 at 14:20

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That used to be my preferred method. Before I discovered the joys of dipping them in milk.


Kinja'd!!! diplodicus > Stapleface
11/07/2016 at 14:22

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Take two double stuff oreos, unscrew. put filling sides together for quadruple stuffed oreo. Throw away left overs.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Stapleface
11/07/2016 at 14:25

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Get a better snack


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Leon711
11/07/2016 at 14:26

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Im on with a bank


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/07/2016 at 14:26

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Horrible


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
11/07/2016 at 14:26

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Clients


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer
11/07/2016 at 14:26

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Yesterday late night


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 14:28

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Would you rather drive the Cayenne or Lincoln in the garage?


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 14:45

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What is your favorite brand of string cheese?


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Stapleface
11/07/2016 at 15:02

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Cookies and milk just isn’t the done thing in Britain, it’s more likely that I’d dip it in tea.


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 15:04

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Rest in Pepperoni.

My bank has an online chat function or you can get them to call you, of course it’s no use to you unless you want to bank in the UK.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Arrivederci
11/07/2016 at 15:12

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Both


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Tristan
11/07/2016 at 15:12

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Real cheese


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Leon711
11/07/2016 at 15:13

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I was on the phone with them to confirm a loan for my customer


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Stapleface
11/07/2016 at 15:15

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Alternate between the two.


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 15:17

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That wasn’t an available answer choice.


Kinja'd!!! Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 15:19

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Islanders or rangers?


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 15:19

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With the customer?


Kinja'd!!! BorkBorkBjork > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 15:20

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APFSDS or HEAT?


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Arrivederci
11/07/2016 at 15:36

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The cayenne


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Leon711
11/07/2016 at 15:36

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The customer was at the bank


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Twinpowermeansoneturbo
11/07/2016 at 15:36

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Devils


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > BorkBorkBjork
11/07/2016 at 15:37

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Yes


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2016 at 16:24

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Why aren’t you driving a GLA45 like cool people?


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Chasaboo
11/07/2016 at 16:27

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I hate them